The Legend of the Chinese Zodiac
♫ The twelve zodiac signs form a mystery ♫
♫ The grand thousands of worlds follow one order ♫
♫ Rat year, Ox year, ♫
♫ Tiger year, Rabbit year, ♫
♫ Dragon year, Snake year, Horse year, Sheep year, Monkey year, Rooster year, Dog year, Pig year ♫
♫ For generations, leaving countless legends behind ♫
♫Who am I? You, who are you?♫
♫He isn't himself, you are not yourself♫
♫ You disguise as me, I play you ♫
♫ Turning and tossing, the twelve signs can reach your inner self ♫
♫ The twelve zodiac signs form a mystery ♫
♫The grand thousands of worlds follow one order ♫
♫ Rat year, Ox year, Dragon year, Snake year, Horse year, Sheep year, Monkey year, Rooster year, ♫
♫ Dog year, Pig year ♫
♫ For generations, leaving countless legends behind ♫
♫ Leaving countless legends behind ♫
♫Who am I? You, who are you? He isn't himself, you are not yourself♫
♫You disguise as me, I play you♫
♫Turning and tossing, the twelve signs can reach♫
♫ Can reach your inner self ♫
♫ The twelve signs all put on a show ♫
♫ With the theme being the brewing of the taste of life ♫
♫ Rat year, Ox year, ♫
♫ Tiger year, Rabbit year ♫
♫ Dragon year, Snake year, Horse year, Sheep year, Monkey year, Rooster year, Dog year, Pig year ♫
♫ Offspring multiply for myriads of generations in an endless chain ♫
♫ Men take law from Earth, Earth takes law from Heaven, ♫
♫ Heaven takes law from the Dao. The law of the Dao is its being what it is. ♫
♫ Men take law from Earth, Earth takes law from Heaven, ♫
♫ Having the law of the Dao, this world can be well behaved ♫
The Legend of Chinese Zodiac
Episode 5
- You don't have it?- I don't.
You really don't have it?
I really don't have it.
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I'm warning you, don't play any tricks!
Those are all the herbs that we have found,
- give me the prescription! - I...
You don't agree? I shall smash you with this!
Alright, alright! I will give you the prescription,
you first put down the jade plate.
Okay.
Where's the prescription?
Come, come, come. Here. What herb is this?
The white one.
- This one? - This?
Okay. The white one.
- Anything else?- The black one.
- Black...Black...This one!- This one?
- Yes, yes, yes. I want one.- That one, that one.
- Move over, let me see.- What, what?
- Take one five-sided star.- Five-sided star!
One five-sided star.
One, one, one! One!
Pound it into pieces.
Give me, give me that!
Let me, let me, let me pound it!
Give it to me, let me pound it!
What are you doing! Give it to me! Let me pound it!
See!? The herbs are scattered now!
It's all your fault, snatching it from me!
It's your fault, snatching them from me!
You didn't pound correctly, let me!
Okay! Give it to me.
Give it to me!
What's the prescription's name?
"Hundred Fragrance Pill".
It's a poisonous herb, why is it called this name? It didn't give off a scary feeling at all.
Because it smells really nice; smell it, if you don't believe me.
- Let me smell it, let me smell it!- Let me smell it!
- Give it to me!- Give it to me.
- Give it to me, it smells good.- It smells good!
Let me try smelling it, I haven't smelled it yet!
- Give me that!- Don't snatch it!
Okay, don't argue!
- Give it to me!- Smells nice!
- Give it to me. - Give it to me!
Smells so good!
I feel faint.
You! You...
Little kid.
Little kid. Don't blame me.
I still need to find Brother Hu.
Kids...I'm sorry. I'm going to find Brother Hu.
You boys take a nap now.
Mi Jun Fei!
Crystal!
This is great! Both the person and the fortune are lost!
Xiao Yu'er! Don't let me find you! If I find you, I will...
What is wrong today? I'm really unlucky!
I shall hide from him, even if I fight him, I will not be able to get any benefit.
- Return to me my crystal!- As if!
Let's talk it out! Let's talk it out! Calm down! Don't you just want that red stone?
You're crazy! I already said that I'll return it to you!
You still hit me so hard! I'll hit you back with no mercy!
Return me my crystal!
Who's scared of you!
Come on!
Your situation seems as though an impure energy has invaded your body, resulting in madness.
Fine, then. I'll help you cleanse your energy.
Grand Master, why are you still loitering here? (T/N astrologer who advises a king)
Quick! Seize this opportunity to kill this scourge!
My Lord, please do not worry, I have already planned for it.
Now I only need to consolidate our forces
and set the plan to eliminate the Emperor's army!
Good!
Come, come, come!
Bear it there for a moment.
Bear it, bear it, bear it.
A puff of black energy.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
It's done, go rest for a moment.
Moonlight gentle. Like being with a beautiful woman.
It also has an indescribable taste!
This Miss Xue Lian. Although she is quite naive,
there is extraordinary cleverness within her features.
Nor do I know from where she comes.
Oh right! That day, the Elder said
that she and that person with the surname Hu
seem to be the saviors of the world?
What does this mean?
Saviors of the world?
Why are the two of them the saviors of the world?
You have 2 choices:
The first is to return my crystal.
The second is for me to kill you and take it back.
- Calm down! - You choose one.
Since both of us are handsome,
you should also understand the importance of our handsome faces, so...
Hurry up!
Okay, okay, okay! Don't hurt my face!
I will, I will...I will return it to you!
Faster!
That hurts.
Okay.
Speak!
Why am I here?
Where are the two Elders?
You!
It's true that public morality isn't what it used to be.
Just now a murky energy invaded your body and made you all crazy.
If it's not for my medical skills,
You..
your blood vessels would have already burst!
There's really such a thing?
I wouldn't dare to lie in front of a hero.
Oh yeah.
The Elder has told me to pass you a message.
What is it?
Come, come, come.
Come!
As I thought, you are extremely naive...
how can you...
believe others so easily?
Who is it?
Qing Feng! Qing Feng!
How can it be you! How can it be you!
In my soul and in my dreams I wish for you, all I have in my mind is you.
You have indeed appeared,
I've been waiting so long for you.
Chi Lian, we have not met for a long time.
Do you still remember the reason?
Qing Feng, I've let you down!
Kill me!
It seems that you need me to remind you
that the reason why I have not come to see you for so long is I'm already dead!
Chi Mei!
Xue Xiyi, the time has come for me to be rid of you.
Be careful!
Come.
It hurts...It really hurts!
Brother Hu should be waiting for me for a long time already.
I probably will get scolded by him.
Don't be afraid. I'll now bring you to find Doctor Mi.
Miss, where are you not feeling well?
My stomach is in pain! It's killing me!
I don't know why.
She was alright in the afternoon, why did she suddenly become in pain?
Miss, I know a bit of medicine.
Why don't you let me try to heal you?
- O-okay. - Thank you.
- Slowly. - Slowly.
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Be careful.
It's really not painful anymore! Thank you for saving me!
You really are a living Buddha, saving people in distress.
Thanks are unnecessary. Helping people is a doctor's mission.
Miss, have you eaten anything poisonous lately?
No, I didn't, it's what I usually eat.
Then that's weird, you have been poisoned.
What happened?
These villagers all suddenly met with strange happenings.
This old lady also has not been able to see clearly.
Quick, let her sit down.
Alright, come sit down, old lady.
Come, slowly.
Be careful.
Let me see.
Strange. Even though the symptoms are different,
both of them are poisoned and it's the same type of poison.
Don't waste your energy! I've blocked the pressure point for your strength
that has combined with the foul energy that invaded your body,
making your body weak.
You will not be able to escape from this type of vine.
You want to say something?
You absolutely disgraceful, shameless, despicable villain!
I'll skin you alive, pluck out your veins and break your bones!
It sounds quite horrifying.
It seems that I should tie you up for a few more days.
If you have anymore to say, say it out! If you still dare to scold me, I'll gag you again!
Water...water...I want to drink water.
I want to drink water!
Water? You're so troublesome!
Water...water...water...
Here, here, here.
I'm so thirsty!
Here, have some water.
My stomach!
- Less acting.- My stomach is so painful!
Pretending to be poisoned...
My stomach!
You think I would let you go if you're poisoned?
I'm a doctor! Forget about it!
My belly.
Hey.
Don't play around.
Hey!
The whites of his eyes are murky. He's definitely been poisoned.
Hey hey hey hey hey! Hey, hey!
Hm...where is the poison?
There really is poison!
Who would put poison into the river?
Xiao Yu'er! It was definitely him.
His usual pranks are okay, but now he even learned to use poison!
If this goes on, then he'll get worse!
Looks like I can't be soft-hearted this time.
I must give him a punishment that he'll remember for a long time, so he'll remember it!
Who are you?
- Mi Rascal!- Try again!
Master Mi.
You entered the King of the Underworld's palace. Don't think that you can escape through the Gates of Hell.
How dare you put poison in the water I drink!
I'll let you know today who's the master!
Water...water.
Water.
I wonder if Brother Mi would agree to it? Never mind, we'll talk about it when I reach him.
I don't even know where Brother Xing Hu is.
- Rascal Mi! - Quick, say it! Are you the one who poisoned the water?
Poison? Damn, I wish I'd poisoned you!
How'd you get on the ground?
What happened? Haven't I healed him? How did he get poisoned again?
Wake up.
Wake up!
Brother Mi, I have something to discuss with you.
Brother Mi, what are you doing!
Pretty sister, can't you understand? You can understand even if you close your eyes!
-Wake up! wake up! -I can be the witness that he poisoned that big brother there.
Do you know? Even now, he's still acting as a good guy pretending to treat him.
Brother Mi! Brother Mi!
You must not harm him.
You're really smart! You guessed it all.
You stand here, don't move!
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How did Brother Hu also get poisoned by this type of poison?
You've seen this type of poison?
There's a lot of people here who suddenly got poisoned by this type of poison.
I don't know where the source of the poison is.
Xue Lian, how do you know this type of "medical skill"?
You think only you know these simple medical skills? Pretty sister's medical skill is better than yours a hundred times!
I don't believe him.
Why don't we have a match and try it, and see whose medical skills are better?
Let's use this rascal's body as the bet. You and me, one of us poison him, the other one cure him.
You choose whether to poison or heal, and use this rascal's life
to prove whose medical skills are better.
Bastard Mi, you're despicable and shameless!
You cut people like grass. (T/N: Idiom - have no regard for human life.) You have no conscience.
Do you believe I'll pluck out your tongue if you continue to scold,
so you cannot scold others in the future!
Okay, I will accept this bet, but not with Xiao Yu'er's body.
Then what are we betting on?
We'll bet on curing people.
Tomorrow morning, we'll split into two teams.
The winner will be the one who cures the most people, do you dare?
I, Mi Jun Fei, although don't have superb healing skills,
I'll not lose to a mere girl.
What about the stakes?
If you lose, Rascal Mi,
just pack your things and leave Phoenix City,
and never come back!
Alright! I agree!
But if you lose, you must immediately marry me.
You pervert!
I'm only saying! Apologies, Xue Lian.
Alright, I promise you, but...
you must first return me Brother Xing Hu's crystal.
Okay. Okay. No problem.
Xiao Yu'er, can I ask you for a favor?
Sure.
Leader hasn't come back yet. Hasn't come back yet...
Leader, you're back! You're back! what good news did you bring back?
Now bring out all the things that can make loud noises!
Alright!
Quick, quick! This, bring this, this!
Healing challenge! Healing challenge!
Two spiritual healers in a healing challenge. Tomorrow morning on the Ku Yuan River.
Sick people, come and be cured. Tomorrow morning on the Ku Yuan River.
Sick people, come and be cured.
Healing challenge. Healing challenge.
Two spiritual healers in a healing challenge.
Tomorrow morning on the Ku Yuan River.
Every sick person can come for healing.
Thank you.
By the way, Brother Hu, there's one more thing that I must go and do.
Miss Xue Lian, you're so kind-hearted.
As long as I can heal everyone, what does a little exhaustion matter?
That's not right.
This is no ordinary poison. It's extremely difficult to dissolve.
There's no way that Xiao Yu'er (Little Fish) could control this one.
Looks like I've blamed him unjustly.
This poison... who could be spreading it?
Why is it that everyone has been poisoned?
It's strange.
Strange.
Miss Xue Lian, you've worked so hard..
It's nothing. Thank you.
Xue Lian, are you still doing the healing challenge tomorrow?
I want you to have an early night tonight.
I can't, Brother Hu. I must cure them today.
Otherwise their suffering will double.
Brother Hu, what would you do if you were in my place?
Next.
Tomorrow's healing challenge, I'm a certainty to win. I'm going to win, I'm the favorite.
Even if all of the townsfolk are poisoned, I can still do this.
I can still do it!
If the whole town is poisoned with this poison,
then in that case this poison must be something that was hidden in everyone's food.
Could it be...
Water!
Sure enough, this water is poisoned.
-Thank you, thank you.- Take care.
Xue Lian, are you ok? Do you want to rest a bit?
I, I still have to do the healing challenge.
Spiritual healer, come and help us.
Don't worry, I'm definitely the one to save you.
Please, help us.
Scoundrel Mi, you'll lose decisively this time.
Xue Lian, I've already discovered where this poison comes from.
Please explain, Brother Mi.
Water.
- Water. - Water?
That would be right. Water is something that everyone uses.
Poison in the water? Who put it there anyway?
The poisoner is definitely not a human.
I examined this venom yesterday. To my surprise, it more closely resembles the poison of a legendary beast.
Legendary beast?
Master used to say, "All running water has a source."
Perhaps the source of this water is a place where evil people hide.
That makes sense.
You're just saying what everyone else says.
The source of the poison has been a mystery for a whole day. We need to calm the villagers for longer than a day.
Xue Lian, don't worry, when I find the source of the water, we will find the reason for this.
But your health...
Brother Hu, you don't need to worry about me.
Take Xiao Yu'er with you. He's more familiar with the forest paths.
Perhaps he can give you a helping hand.
Alright, then. Xiao Yu'er, we're leaving.
Help us. I'm begging you.
- Spirit Healer, help us.- I'm suffering so much.
Brother Mi, let's begin.
Okay.
Each one of us will stand by one rock, and for every person one heals, one will make a hash mark onto the rock,
and so we shall have a count.
Let's begin.
Yes. Come.
Thank you.
How are we going to find the water source?
Hey! How long have you been here? Neither of us knows where the Phoenix River joins the water source.
The elders! The elders are sure to know!
Do you mean those two old men with the white beards?
However, their hidden residence is impossible to find in a short time.
- Come with me. - Okay.
- Okay! - Thank you, thank you.
Next...Next.
Finished.
You're from another village. How do you know that the elders' treehouse is here?
Hey! Smelly old men!
- Odd.- This really is odd.
His anger has actually been suppressed.
Stinky old men, the situation is serious. I have no time for your games. Quick, tell me where the source of the Phoenix River is.
- Phoenix River?- Source?
Behind the mountain that Yongjin Cave is in.
That's right. How could I have forgotten! It's Yongjin Cave.
- Do you know where?- I do.
Okay, let's go.
We're here. This is it.
That's strange. Why is the mouth of Yongjin Cave sealed with a stone?
I didn't see this stone when I came here last time?
It seems that this stone has been moved here.
Oh my god, such a huge piece of rock?
What normal person would be able to move such a rock?
Maybe it's not done by a human?
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♫Oh, world♫
♫We are born and die within your bosom♫
♫Our sorrow and joy dance freely upon your body♫
♫You are our home, from antiquity till now.♫
♫We cherish you forever.♫
♫You are the most intimate source of nourishment.♫
♫Please don't reveal your dark side randomly.♫
♫We should make your regions of land become a peaceful and fertile place,♫
♫and get the fruits of endless happiness,♫
♫spread their fragrance freely.♫
♫Satisfying, ripening♫
♫our endless hopes. ♫
♫Our endless hopes. ♫